Rikers University, RIKERS ISLAND— Investigators from the Rikers Times recently followed up on an anonymous tip about strange activity in a local graveyard and encountered surprising results. Last week, an anonymous tip was received by the staff at The Rikers Times about people digging holes in a graveyard in broad daylight and putting large casket like objects into the ground. Stone slabs were then placed above each hole that was dug and the people would leave the objects buried in the ground.

          Investigators from the Rikers Times entered the Flushing Cemetery two days ago and began their investigation into the mysterious holes and stone slabs. After inspecting the stone slabs for hours, the investigators were able to conclude that they were some sort of form of identification since they contained names and dates on them. The investigators could not determine exactly what they were identifying however. After this, the investigators began to dig holes in the ground to find out what exactly was buried so suspiciously in the graveyard. What they found was shocking and they reported it back to the Times right away.

          Under each stone slab, a body was buried. There were thousands, maybe even billions, of stone slabs in the graveyard and there were the same number of bodies. There was no indication as to where the bodies came from. The investigators reached out to the NYPD to report the issue but were immediately hung up on after citing the vast number of bodies buried in the graveyard. This lead the investigators to believe that the government was somehow involved in the mysterious appearance of all these bodies, although they still could not determine how or why the government had buried so many bodies in this one place. Where did the bodies come from? What is the government trying to hide? The Rikers Times reached out to the NYPD once more and was met with an answer from an extremely defensive dispatcher who said, “What the hell are you talking about? Bodies in a graveyard? What?” This quote further verified that the government and police were somehow involved in a much larger cover up scandal, and The Rikers Times intends to further investigate the issue.