WASHINGTON, D.C.—After several high profile twitter accounts were hacked a few weeks ago, Twitter has continued to crack down on hackers and potential hacks on their site. This search has uncovered an enormous discovery: President Donald Trump’s official Twitter account has been under the control of hackers for the past 6 years. While the people of the United States are often outraged by the president’s supposed tendency to tweet racist ideas, religionist pictures, or outright false information, it turns out he had no idea any of this was even happening from his official account. When asked to comment about the hack during a press briefing, the President simply asked, “What the fuck is Twitter?”

          With the president just as unaware of the nature or even the existence of his Twitter account, the country has suddenly switched their view of our president from an impulsive, racist idiot to just a normal idiot. His approval rating has skyrocketed overnight and most projections suddenly find him winning the 2020 presidential election by a landslide. His official Twitter account has still been hard at work, however, as the hackers have acknowledged that they have been discovered and have tweeted several times since, requesting millions of dollars and threatening to start a war with foreign nations.

          Despite the huge increase in the approval rating, many have also decided that they no longer support the President, describing his discriminatory and false comments as his “most endearing qualities”.  They have therefore decided to vote for the Democratic candidate Joe Biden in the upcoming elections, stating that his predatory nature falls much closer to their beliefs than the new image of President Trump does.